Higgs Boson Religious Jokes
July 6, 2012
Higgs Boson is called the God particle.
I got an email from a Jewish friend.
Higgs Boson particle walks into a church.
Priest says: "We don't allow no Higgs Boson particles here."
Higgs Boson particle says: "But you can't have mass without me!"
So, I countered.
Higgs Boson particle walks into a synagogue.
He tells the rabbi: "I want to offer my services."
Rabbi says: "Sorry, but we cannot accept your offer."
Higgs Bottom asks: "Why not?"
Rabbi says: "We're limited to wave offerings."