"You Vill Buy Windows 10!"

Gary North - April 16, 2016

Transcribed from an as-yet unverified leaked corporate recording in the marketing department....

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Ve haff a new program at Microsoft, Vindows 10. Customers vill like it.

Ve vill make sure that customers like it. "Like it" is meaning "accept it." As always.

They vill pay for upgrades. Us they had better believe. THEY VILL BUY UPGRADES!

But vye should they do this? Because ve haff made a deal mit chip makers. Support they vill no longer be giffing for Vindows 7 und 8.

So, if customers do not like this, buying used PC's for replacement they had better be doing....

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